Put these into your subspace Directory

If you want to use them outside of subspace
change the extension from .wa2 to .wav
but make sure you keep a copy of the origional 
in your subspace dir so you can hear all these
nifty sounds damn you! (hic)

#  } " what it says " - who says it or where it's from
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1  } "GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR." Chewy
2  } "Don't touch that!" "Why not?" It's my Penis! your guesss is as good as mine.
3  } "Uh-Oh" ICQ 99a
4  } "Hey where the hell you goin' Jack?" "To get laid Where the hell you goin'?" HA HA HA" Captain Harloch to Captain Cohn
5  } "How ya doin'..." "Yeah Sorry Rum!" Guitar ???
6  } Da, Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum.
7  } Energize!
8  } Energy Sheild
9  } Lightsabar on
10 } Death Star Active
11 } "This is Gold Leader" Well Guess, Take a Long thought out Guess.
12 } "Copy Gold Leader" Gold 5
13 } "Red Leader standing by" Well Guess, Take a Long thought out Guess.
14 } "I do believe, they think I am some sort of God" C3PO
15 } "Admiral Enemy ships, sector 3, 7!" pilot "It's a trap!" Admiral Ackbar
16 } Blaster fire, "There's too many of them!" More Blaster fire
17 } "Hurry up will you I haven't got all day."
18 } "Intensafy forward Fire Power! Too Late!" Admiral Ackbar
19 } "May the Force be with You." Luke Skywalker Jedi-knight 
20 } "Keep your distance Chewy but don't look like your keeping you distance." "GRRRRR." "I don't know fly casual." han to Chewy
21 } "You'll last longer then we will against that Death Star." Lando
22 } BLAST OFF!
23 } Tie Fighter Engines
25 } Death Star Engines 
26 } Cloud City Car Engines
27 } "Laugh it up fuzz ball!" Han Solo 
28 } "Here's Johnny!" -the shining
29 } "It's a beautiful day..." -Mr Rogers
30 } "Homey don't play dat" -Homey Da Clown
31 } "...patented water resistant stuponitron..." -that cartoon thing
32 } "Hocus Pocus" -From a wicked Bugs bunny episode
33 } "I dont know what could have come over me sir" -more cartoons
34 } "Bogus" -Bill and ted I think
35 } "Strange things are afoot..." -Bill & Ted?
36 } "Excellent!" -Waynes world
37 } "She's a Babe" - Waynes World
38 } "Huh huh huh, we're there dood" -Beavis and Butthead
39 } "Toto, I have a feeling we're not... " Wizard of oz
40 } "Please fondle my bum" -Monty Python
41 } "Leave that to me" -Darth Vader
42 } "All to easy" -Darth Vader
43 } "You may fire when ready" - that deathstar commander guy
44 } "You dont know the power of the darkside" -Darth Vader
45 } "Just the facts ma'am" -Dragnet
46 } "Yabba Dabba Doo!" -Fred Flintstone
47 } "I think it sucks" -Bart 
48 } "Do'H!" -Homer
49 } "Holllyy COW!" -That reporter guy
50 } "What is this? Whats going on here? ..." -?????
51 } "Is there anybody out there?" -Pink Floyd
52 } "Bite Me " - computer guy or something
53 } "It's been fun..." -computer girl 
54 } "Are we having fun yet? " - ????
55 } "Access denied " - cumputer girl
56 } "Press any key to start " - computer girl
57 } "You are being monitored " - computer girl
58 } "She's alive, alive!" -Frankenstein
59 } "Why you bastards, why are you torturing me...." -some horror movie
60 } "Warning, warning" - something weird I made
61 } "Pikachu, thundershock now!..." -pokemon or pikachu or something
62 } "Pikachu" - Pikachu
63 } "Pikachu, Go!" - you get the idea.
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Q.
Why the hell did you make these wavs into a bongset?

A.
As I write this I'm drunk and I think wavs are cool (hic)
Oh yeah, and there can never be enough annoying server sounds
for us lame mods (and etc) to play... And to annoy the loving 
costumers of Subspace.

Q.
where are the other bongsound patches before #28?

A.
Go to my site @:
http://members.xoom.com/Rowen7/Download.htm

Q.
Do server sounds make me lag?

A. 
Hell No! Being a Dumbass and ugly makes you lag Timmy,
It also breaks you monitor too, yes your parents lied to
you!  Seriously now... They are on your computer.
Sometimes if you have a bad connection or LAGSUARAS,
will lagging bad already, have memory leakage or just
plain suck. Your screen can lag a bit or blink, but thats YOU not
the sounds. The server sends your computer a 1kb packet,
and if you can't handle
*that*, well, (hic) uh , Enough

Well if you think it is this Bong is doing it, the big 
bad LAGSUARAS will come.

<remembers to be nice to the customer>
uh have a nice day?


Q.
What's lagsuaras?

A.
Lagsuaras: a aged monster from deep within Inet's 
billing server whitch prey on dumbasses like above, 
making them lag so bad they can barely play. (hic)

(hic) 
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-Rowen7-
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